I call my wife a Mad Librarian, no one know what that means so now I call her Hermione.
As my Aunt Said: “I have been to weddings that were beautiful, elegant or stately but this is the first wedding I have been to that was DESIGNED to be fun”
You might think it was a Hogwarts themed wedding…
Congratulations you made it! are you ready for the punchline? no?, okay. As I tell every 99%er who’s heart I hear breaking, life is about what we make. But it is about so much more than the money that we make. Above were a bunch of wedding decorations, I used my 3D printers to save money on decorations. Below is an montage of art that Hermione can take credit for.
We weren’t the only ones who made things. we made you watch us dance…
My Brother made a great speech, “I would like to say a few words,
Okay David, Take it away”
David, “Patick once proved to me that he was not a good man by making me fat. but I still love you Patrick.”
I don’t want to paraphrase the bridesmaids’ speeches but here are photos of how beautiful we all were.
The Slytherins, made this sweet “Masters of Evil” photo.
the wedding party made this sweet “masters of the universe” photo. As a sign of appreciation, I carved every wand photographed here. (Hivemind: let me know if have a better lead on how to carve wands in the twin cities than American Workshop. I need to replace one of them and the machine I made these on, now lives in redwing)
My Cousin made a great ring bear-bearer, Martimus has alway been and will always be my ring bear.
Before we leave the topic of Hogwarts, I want to say, “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long life. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I do know you that you tried to drink some of my wedding decorations…
and for that I say, thank you for making me laugh. Some of those potions were Karo Syrup, food coloring and glitter! imagining the look on your face when you tried to consume something that I never intended to be consumed makes me laugh, thank you! You pissed off Hermione but she is cute when she is angry.
I don’t want to be a Massoginist, when she is too cute she occasionally kicks my ass but not physically, she kicks my ass cognitively by throwing a $ (20week) ring away. (my uncle says it is gosh to admit a dollar figure so I will try using time as the unit instead. Hope I didn’t make a Goshe mistake twice. I got 99 types of intelligence but common sense ain’t one. Hermione brings a completely different tool set to the table. We are Symbionts, at first sight, she transformed my soul like Agnes Transformed Gru.)
This year, for Valentine Day, I am writing Hermione a Musical. WhiteFace: An AntiCapitalist Musical. Are you a hero or a villain? are you the world’s greatest detective? Children and scientists are natural detectives, most adults have learned that being a detective is exhausting. White face: the world’s first plagiarized autobiograp… autobiomusical? *having technical difficulties uploading video. check back later or stalk me*
Do you know what the best thing, that we made is?
we made happily ever after! and these sick photos to remember it by.